cauldron cake
食人族、刑天和谐音梗，作为段子界的四大烂梗，一直为病友们所不齿，被认为是实在整不出活了拿来充数的备胎。
可青龙山就是有这样一群人，知其不可为而为之，用他们人不可貌相的天才创造力，制造了一系列的食人族经典。今天就给大家带来有可能是史上最全的食人族合集，同时预祝大家端午节安康！
壹丨1丨하나
丨 Cannibalism smashes all condom companies to address food shortages
食人族为解决粮食短缺问题，捣毁所有避孕套公司
——xp0yn8
贰丨2丨두
丨 Xiao Ming proudly held the "Goodwill Citizen" certificate from the cannibal patriarch.
小明骄傲的拿着食人族族长给他颁发的“好心市民”奖状
——阿狸伤9
叁丨3丨세
丨 The cannibal patriarch caught a cold and ate a European and an African
食人族族长感冒了，于是吃了一个欧洲人和一个非洲人
——权志龙偷井盖5
肆丨4丨네
丨 The cannibal patriarch suffered from sepsis, and his son said he would catch a few lemon extracts to help his father add vitamin c.
食人族族长患上了败血症，其儿子表示会抓几个柠檬精来帮父亲补充维生素c
——行者孤V
伍丨5丨다섯
丨 Cannibal chef cooks newly caught terrorists into molecular cuisine
食人族厨师将刚抓到的做成分子料理
——不溺水艇
陆丨6丨여섯
丨 The cannibal patriarch asked me 2 + 2 =. If I got it right, I would n’t eat it. Unfortunately, I was already ripe at that time, otherwise I would definitely answer it.
食人族族长问我2+2=，答对就不吃我，可惜那时候我已经八分熟了不然我肯定能回答出来
——公孙闬
柒丨7丨일곱
丨 Cannibal Xiaoming goes to a villain country to fall in love
食人族小明到小人国谈恋爱，一口一个亲爱的
——Mr鬼貀
捌丨8丨여덟
丨 "The palms of the hands are all meat," praised the cannibal patriarch as he pinched his claws.
“手心手背都是肉”食人族族长啃人爪时称赞道。
——1上古战龙1
玖丨9丨아홉
丨 Knowing the people knowing the face, but the cannibals took Wang Laohan's heart and gave him a glance to satisfy his wish
知人知面不知心，食人族掏出王老汉的心让其看了一眼满足了他的愿望
——孤山访梅
拾丨10丨열
丨 Cannibals evaluate the "under-illumination" of the community fire
食人族评价本次小区火灾“欠点火候”
——LY柳咏
拾壹丨11丨열한
丨 Xiao Hong makes herself a wife cake to the beloved cannibal academic
小红把自己做成老婆饼向心爱的食人族学长表白
——LY柳咏
拾贰丨12丨열두
丨 After being arrested, Wang Laohan was regarded by the cannibals as puffed food.
被抓后王老汉一肚子气被食人族当作膨化食品
——ImmanuelCant
拾叁丨13丨열세
丨 New chef's poor craftsmanship causes cannibal chiefs to suffer
新来的厨师手艺不好导致食人族酋长饱受皮肉之苦
——xxxxoYY
拾肆丨14丨열네
丨 The only picture of shy Xiaoming during his lifetime was because the cannibals took pictures before eating.
害羞的小明生前唯一的照片是因为食人族吃饭前要拍照。
——要求背诵全文丶
拾伍丨15丨십오
丨 Today we come to interview the cannibal chief and his family! The child who is now biting my sartorius muscle is the chief son of the chief.
今天我们来采访一下食人族酋长与他的家人！现在正在撕咬我缝匠肌的孩子是酋长的小儿子。
——儒雅的黄瓜屁股
拾陆丨16丨열 여섯
丨 Laozi eat hot pot you take a bath in the pot. The cannibal patriarch said.
老子吃火锅你在锅里泡澡。食人族族长说。
——xg3sw5
拾柒丨17丨열일곱
丨 Murderer conscience flees cannibal tribeholding half of its body eaten to police station to surrender
犯良心发心逃离食人族部落抱着自己被吃的半个身体去警局自首
——会通灵的仙
拾捌丨18丨열 여덟
丨 Good news Dean traversed into the cannibal cauldron
好消息院长穿越到了食人族的大锅里
——主刀ruozhi黄医师
拾玖丨19丨아홉
丨 The rescue station plans to send a group of osteoporosis patients to help elderly cannibals improve their diet. I hope the public will respond enthusiastically to support this kind action.
救助站拟派出一批骨质疏松病人帮助老年食人族改善饮食希望群众热烈响应,支持此善举
——穿越→菊花
贰拾丨20丨스물
丨 Cannibal patriarchs change to botanicals due to superstition Buddhism
食人族族长因迷信佛教改吃植物人
——壹星
注：以上图片均来自网路，不代表本院立场
